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Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame [ENDED]

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Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame [ENDED]
« on: February 01, 2012, 02:35:15 am »
That's right, you all are in-charge of writing me a bed time story. Fortunately, it does not have to be a long one~ You simply have to write one that you think will please me! Once you submit your story, you may not go back to change it.

Requirements:
- minimum 2 paragraphs long
- must contain at least 1 of Hirame's favorite people, and 1 of Hirame's most hated
- story must be centered around the favorite person or the most hated, or yourself
- have a Cass cameo appearance
- create a new inside joke for the guild


a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place will be chosen. Winners will be based off the rubric (aka best story that'll make me laugh).
1st place prize - Concentrated Dye
2nd place prize - 10,000 Gold
3rd place prize - 5,000 Gold


I reserve the right to not give any of you a prize if you guys all submit incoherent and irrelevant stories (though I highly doubt this).

This forum tournament will end February 15th.


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The bedtime story will be evaluated based off this rubric:
http://isucomm.iastate.edu/files/image/factsheetrubric1.gif
« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 11:33:20 pm by Hirame »

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Re: Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2012, 05:49:22 am »
ACT I
Two guilds, both alike in worlds,
In shitty Wei, where we lay our swords,
From Yuan Shao, come a guild of Girls
and civil blood henceforth from Lords.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life....

SCENE I. Wei. Central Plaza. A Public Place

Enter Sarondy and Hirame, of the house Girls, armed with twin maces and twin fans

Sarondy: Hirame, o' my word, it has been decided, the house of Lords is to relocate.
Hirame: Aye, we shall be rivals once again young Sarondy.
Sarondy: Fo' Real? this cannot be... so what will happen to Mckenzie and me?
Hirame: I'm sorry young Sarondy, what do you mean... Mckenzie and me?
Sarondy: Steady your ears for I have a confession
Hirame: I'm heeding your words like a ... heeder
Sarondy: A dog of the house of Lords moves me.
Hirame: To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand: therefore, if thou art moved, thou better stop yo shit right now.
Sarondy: McKenzie is the Lord who hath moved me
Hirame: If a Lord hath moved my Sarondy, then i shall have to expel you.
Sarondy: A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will take the wall of any man or maid of Lord's or of Girl's.

Enter Cass

Hirame: And a wrong time has been chosen to make an appearance, unless you are to present me one fine Iron Spear
Cass: sorry, another day. why? what misfortune has been cast upon you?
Hirame: This.... traitor has been cast upon us. For she is an affair in Lord's matters
Cass: I know, we all know. It's been going on since we were in Han
Hirame: WHAAAAAAAAAT? and i am not to know???

Enter Caoning

Caoning: lol

Exit Caoning

Cass: WTF?
Hirame: Wtf?
Cass: WTF?

Enter Caoning:

Caoning: wtf
Caoning: lol

Exit Caoning and enter LordKaito and Mckenzie

Hirame: You, should not have come here
LordKaito: I'm sorry, what have we done?
Hirame: Him, what he has done, these two traitors have violated the ancient blood of our houses
Mckenzie: Its true, i have a confession, I am engaged to Sarondy, i shall leave the house of Lords immediately...
..
and join the house of girl's Problem?
LordKaito: what...you are... our... best warrior. This can't be.
Mckenzie: I'm sorry Kaito for my injustice, I shall grant you one favour in return.
LordKaito: Take this sword tainted with Herbal Elixer and strike Sarondy down
Mckenzie: But...
LordKaito: Do it, NOW
Mckenzie: OK..

Mckenzie walks over to Sarondy

Mckenzie: With this Iron Sword tainted with Herbal Elixer, i shall end your suffering Sarondy. I'm sorry that i have to do this

Mckenzie thrusts the sword into his heart and collapses onto the floor

Sarondy: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Hirame, You Harlet, this is your fault, and you... Kaito... you did this.
Sarondy: With this dagger i shall end both of our suffering. AAAAAAAAAAAHH

Sarondy takes the sword and in an enraged state, kills herself.
Mckenzie get's back up

Mckenzie: Oww that hurt. OH NO! SARONDY!

Mckenzie stabs Cass with the I sword, takes Cass' I Spear from his back and charges at Hirame.

Mckenzie: Here, take your fucking I Spear. GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Hirame dies

Cass: umm, i feel kinda left out *commits suicide*

Enter Caoning

Caoning: Umm what happened here? lol its a bit messy lol
LordKaito: Come Caoning, we must leave this wretched town of Wei. We shall move to Ma Chao and forget this vile land.
Caoning: lol ok

Fin
« Last Edit: February 06, 2012, 11:29:53 am by XiEr »


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Re: Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2012, 11:50:28 am »
Damn XiEr, this story is gonna be one tough cookie to top! I am impressed with your submission!  :)

Temporary evaluation:
/slept through Tunywuny's propeller snores

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Re: Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2012, 05:45:05 am »
she swiftly strode threw the hall her heels clicking a stiletto beat on the polished marble.
battle was on the morrow and she sent out the command:weapons inspections was today.
throwing open the chamber door to the guild room she entered with purpose and poise.
Banty greeted her with a wonderful ballet of swift movements and soothing dances,showing off his polished to gleaming twin maces.
hirame gave a curt nod her hair a soft Violet hew in the light bobbing up and down softly.she looked to her left and frowned as Tuny was AWOL.
there was a sudden loud thrashing and scrapping noise,sandora was first to the door.
he threw it open and down the hall sped tunywuny riding her huge club like a segway "make way .make way!"
her bob cut twin warned.the entrance was scleared out but it was in vain as she smashed clean threw the wall.
banty let out a soft cry and Xier said matter of factually"I'm not fixing that"
"sorry I'm late sis'....i seen that lag myster klarren in Central and had to beat him over the head with his own stick!"tuny declared a chibi grin on her face,
hira cleared her throat and tossing  klarrens stick into the corner were they threw all the trash she took her spot.
Hirami let out a sigh and grimaced.She looked over sandoras C blade that was still smeared with the gore of the last battle were he had single handedly killed over 3500 soldiers.
rumors were he was going to be awarded the 'jason vorhees award for freshest Young talent'
she looked to her right were tio had a scimy in hand.
there was a murmur from outside :"how am i going to practice my windmill style of combo fighting without my cudgel?"
with a look of distaste she opened the door and snarled "bossu kill"
the eager fox flew out the door and shrieks could be heard"won't do any good ,he will just lag out"
tuny grumbled.
hirami shrugged and moved to the next in line.standing before her was a soldier she had not seen in a long time,natsume back from the exile to ecci island.idly hira turned and looked at her weapon.it was a long silver shaft with a cloud of dark metal objects all around it like little pills."what is that"she asked,almost afraid to know."my silver bullet"natsume said simply"...uh...ya.is it a weapon?"she asked again almost afraid of the answer"yep.it's a weapon to fight  off the hornies.it's for my pleasurings"
Hirame who was about to pick it up quickly snatched her hand away and shook it like it was singed .
"i Had to get my batteries back from that no good fwiffo who stole them...'for my own good'he say's...."natsume said oblivious to every ones expressions.
"ahh,ya...moving right along"
hirame murmured ignoring natsume who was in a full blown rant now.
there was a rumble outside and a loud scream"oopsy,sorry cutey"they heard a muffled giggle from outside.
hamachi all  but threw hirami aside as she bolted for the door and all discipline was lost as the door was wrenched off it's hinges.
even before he came in they smelled the succulent aroma of prime rib.
fresh sliced cao cao patties served in steak sauce on a whole wheat ma chao bun with crisp ice burg lettuce and crinkle pang de fries.
wheeling in a massive cart with hamachi who was helping,with a river flooding from her mouth was an enormous supply of beef.spare ribs,tenderloins,rib eye,t-bones.
all succulent red rich rivers of tasty beef treats.
delivered by the SHAOderhead thought long lost-sirloin!
crunched under the wheel basin of his massive cart was the disfigured body of klarren who mumbled painfully"if i had my cudgel i could use wind-staff style fighting to win the day"
he moaned feebly.Tuny snickered happily
"i got the noodles"gramps declared.
as sirloin served up a generous supply of beef and flirtatious advances,hira shrugged to herself"to hell with it.1 burrito does not a meal make but a plate of beef makes a feast"
cass who entered the room frowned"were are all the cool weapons?"
everyone turned to him with almanners of beef hanging from there mouths and shouted out in a chorus"your late!"
(p.s.-if i win anything can you give it to banty?)
« Last Edit: February 05, 2012, 05:54:06 am by straypuppy »
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Re: Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2012, 01:33:07 pm »
I am sorry that this is so effing long...


The curse of M.M.

It had been many years since the pink haired twins Tunywuny and Hirame had reunited amidst the intense fighting between the warlords of China. The pair, while inseparable, still concealed sinister secrets from each other; no secret was bigger than a certain burden that Tuny carried on her shoulders for many years. Back in the days before HanGirlsGoneWild, before the time of i.rods and princesses, Tuny had the fortune to meet a peculiar young sorcerer named Monty Moneypenny. With hair like spun gold and enchanting eyes that provoked a deep stirring lust that no girl could resist, Tuny found herself strangely attracted to the young man despite his shrewd manner and blatant chauvinistic views. Confused by her feelings, Tyrantwuny earned her badge of domination by tormenting Monty, replacing his shampoo with hair removing cream, ripping the buttons off of his shirts and taking a poo in his shoes. Tuny never let anyone know that she only tortured Monty because he was her one true love. However one drunken night left the mismatched pair married in a little white chapel somewhere on the outskirts of town, a secret she hid held close to her heart.

With the arrival of cat queen Hirame in town, Tuny was overcome with joy but also feared that her intuitive sister would uncover her illicit marriage to the bad mannered sorcerer. On one bitterly cold dark night, Tuny snuck out of her house and entered the central plaza pagoda in preparation for a ritual of immense power, a ritual to the god of pudding to force Monty to leave the city. As the sun rose over the plazas, Tuny awoke to a sight that she would never forget; Monty, with eyes now made of pudding hovered over Tuny’s bed. “TYRANTWUNY” Bellowed the pudding eyed monstrosity “When I have rid myself of this affliction I will have my revenge! All of the ones you love will share my pain with seven days of misfortune!” with that the once beautiful Monty Moneypenny vanished into a haze of purple smoke, never to be seen again. Tuny laid prostrate in her bed, letting out a simple but fitting “FFFFFUUUUUUU” as she feared for the safety of her friends, vowing never to speak of this day to anyone; she had successfully covered up her drunken wedlock but at what cost? An entire century passed with no sign of danger as Monty silently trained his magical abilities, waiting for the right time to strike Tuny’s guild members.

Day 1:
It seemed like another normal day in Wei’s central plaza. Countless people stood staring at the melee receptionist while others tried to avoid Nosos and her stolen t.fans. Something was different about this day though, Tuny put the weird feeling in the air down to wearing the wrong underwear but it became painfully obvious that something was wrong when Sandora came running into the plaza in quite a huff. “My flute! My flute doesn’t work anymore!” cried Sandy as he blew into his once magnificent dark moon flute, resulting in a loud screeching rather than the usual haunting requiem that he was known for. Tuny could see that Sandy had just been caught out in battle, his long purple cape still smouldering from one too many godly hammers but instead of helping, chose to go shopping at the local broker instead.

Day 2:
The weird events started happening to many members of HanGirls; Xier had lost a shoe, Mono became a vitamin dumbass and Hamachi woke up to find her hair was now an offensive shade of neon green. What happened next though shook Tuny to her very core. Going about her daily routine with her twin Hirame, Tuny was nonchalantly admiring her weapons when suddenly Cass burst into her house in a flood of tears. “MCDONLAOS” The wailing princess choked through his tears “NO MORE MCDONLAOS”. The princess gestured towards the greasy KFC wrapper in his hands. With McDonlaos mysteriously shut, the poor malnourished Asian was forced to cross town in order to find another source of fast food, bumping into his teacher on the way who was expecting an essay he had forgot to hand in. The twins were forced to console the princess as painfully ate the greasy chicken fillets.

Day 3:
Tuny was starting to think that something was up as the words of Sir Monty Moneypenny echoed through her mind. Not wanting to worry her sisters with such talk she decided to seek advice from the infinite source of wisdom CTown however upon arrival at his love shack she was surprised to find that he wasn’t answering the door. Desperate for someone to put her at ease she proceeded into CTown’s abode, carefully dodging the discarded underwear of numerous cuties once favoured by the pimpin’ German. As she entered his bedroom she was surprised to find CTown leaning over his bed weeping. “DON’T COME ANY CLOSER TUNY!” screamed the German in a tone which Tyrantwuny would never tolerate. In anger Tuny marched over to CTown, flipping him over to discipline him but instead ending up falling backwards in embarrassment. CTown’s i.rod was fully engorged.  “It… It won’t go down” whispered CTown “It’s been like this all morning, my cutie won’t talk to me because she realised I’m such a horndog”. Tuny erupted into laughing fit so powerful that the whole room trembled; seeing CTown in his state had completely distracted her from her thoughts of Monty and she triumphantly marched back to her house to spread the news of CT’s insatiable manhood.

Day 4:
Another day passed and the air became ever thicker with a sense of trouble and mystery. Once again on edge, the anxious Tuny decided to patrol central plaza on the lookout for anything suspicious. CRASH! An almightly racket of breaking wood made Tuny jump out of her skin. Something was very wrong. Following the sound she arrived at Banty’s house which, from the outside looked perfectly normal. Upon entering the dancer’s house she was greeted by one of the strangest sites yet, the floor was missing. Carefully approaching the side of the precipice she could hear strange noises coming from down below. Suddenly the worried twin lost her footing, tumbling down the side of the muddy abyss, hitting her head hard on the way down. Recovering from her fall, Tuny was suddenly pulled up to her feet by Banty, fully nude. “Hehe erm, let’s just say I’ve misplaced my dildo collection” laughed Banty. Tuny, perplexed by his statement, probed Banty further “What do you mean? Why is your FLOOR MISSING?!” Banty was now starting to blush “Well… I stored my collection under the floorboards, but I didn’t realise they were supporting the entire weight of my house…” he exclaimed “We went to find a suitable toy then boom we ended up down here”. Tuny wondered why Banty was referring to himself as ‘we’, a question quickly answered as a naked Syrance appeared from underneath a half broken floorboard, both hands tied behind his back with a gag in his mouth. “I don’t have to explain myself… Just please don’t tell Hirame!” pleaded Banty, knowing that the husband obsessed twin would probably get jealous that Syrance wasn’t giving her the attention. Things were getting a little bit too weird for Tuny, it was starting to become painfully obvious that this was the work of superior, more sinister forces.

Day 5:
The end of the week was now approaching fast and the magnitude of the events was becoming more and more intense. So far both of the twins had remained untouched by whatever mysterious forces were at work, but not for long. While on a walk through central plaza with her twin Hirame, people kept on congratulating the fashion conscious sister. Things became clearer when the innocent HanGirl Sarondyx excitedly ran up to Hirame. “Congratulations! I had no idea!” screamed Sarondyx animatedly. Tuny turned to her sister, staggering in shock as she realised what was going on, how could she not have seen already? McNuggets casually strolled towards the twins, “so who’s the daddy?” enquired the bowl head in a silky Caribbean tone. Hirame looked down at her stomach, then at Tuny and then back down at her stomach. She wasn’t even wearing her poets robe. Hirame had become inexplicably pregnant. Swiftly escorting her twin back to their house, Tuny explained everything about the sorcerer Moneypenny. Hirame, now recovered from the surprise of another bun in her oven ignored the story and likened it to one of Jupiter’s conspiracy theories, instead convincing herself that the once virginal Cass had obviously given her his seed during a night of drunken confront celebrations.

Day 6:
Perhaps the most outrageous misfortune was bestowed upon Reverend Tio. Tuny observed a battle as Tio attempted to exorcise one of the latest lag devils on the central scene but was defeated within three minutes of battle. An air of silence fell upon the entire guild Tio emerged from the battle screen. Slowly approaching the table in the tavern where Tuny was waiting, Tio exploded into rage, attempting to flip the table upside down. Tuny let out a slight giggle as handlebar haired Tio struggled with the table which was seemed to be stuck fast to the floor. Approaching the next table she once again tried to flip it. Nothing. Nada. All of the tables were flip-proof. With a bruised ego and a quick hug from Tuny, Tio was forced to hide in the guild house and gave into the temptation of gorging herself on pudding, something a lot of the HanGirls had been wanting since the start of the week.

Day 7:
It had finally reached the end of the week and the HanGirls were completely exhausted from the strange goings on around town. In a panic, Tuny called an emergency meeting in the guild house, hoping that keeping the guild together would help protect them from any immediate danger; oh how wrong she was. The guild room was full of whispering which came to an abrupt silence as Tuny took centre stage. “My fellow HanGirls, it is my responsibility to tell you what has been going on in the past week, but first it is important that you remain vigilant for the final hours of this week” started Tuny, her voice slightly crackling with guilt “This is the work of…” Suddenly a cloud of purple smoke exploded into the room “Money, Mo’ Money” screeched a voice from inside the haze. The HanGirls gasped for air as the cloud enveloped the room then faded revealing the once noble Monty Moneypenny, now made entirely of pudding. Armed with a cursed deck, he showered the room with flames, ice and lightning “Tyrantwuny, my wife, it is time that you finally join me” laughed Mo Money, his pudding arms reaching out towards the fatigued guild leader “You will share my PAAAAAIIIIIN”. Just as the delicious pudding fingers of Mo’ Money were about to reach the ill-fated Tuny, a sudden crash and a flash of dazzling light filled the room. As the HanGirl’s eyes adjusted to the bright sunlight, they realised Klarran was standing victoriously over the mouth-watering yet oh so evil body of Tuny’s former husband. “Nobody escapes my cudgel” exclaimed Klarran before quickly musouing back out of the HanGirl guild house straight through the opposite wall. Another figure emerged against the harsh light of the outside world; it was princess who had been pretending to be afk but came after hearing the racket. Only having heard some of the encounter from outside the door and now seeing the state of the guild house he sheepishly asked “Lmao… Who is Mo?”
« Last Edit: February 11, 2012, 03:23:26 pm by Banty »

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Re: Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2012, 02:55:35 pm »
Oh god I love how so much was happening in the past two stories!

Fwiffo:
/great silly random details but organization could use work. I couldn't spot the guild meme

Banty:
/cohesive, detailed, and mucho memorable fun. Well thought out

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« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2012, 09:07:50 am »
Two full days to write a story guys! Hurry and post yours!

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Re: Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2012, 06:32:29 pm »
/waiting for Allis story


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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2012, 04:55:05 pm »
7 more hours until prizes are distributed. Please submit if you hvae something!

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Re: Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2012, 08:38:49 pm »
After a few delays,is finally here,I present to anyone who is reading this:

Dynasty Warrior Online:Pancake Wo Ai Ni!!!(translation:The attack of the killer pancake)

 It was the year  216,the land was divided into 4...(wait not 3?) kingdom.
In this peaceful(chaotic)land,man,woman,children,old folks and whoever is a human and also animal too like wolf,tiger are waging in a peaceful(chaotic) war with some of them swing a black stick left and right where anything been hit by it will be burned while another person hold a green stick and perform a spinning move like a top but somehow it called a gust of wind around it and then there is some people  use a stick to poke someone.........

                 Our story begin in one of the 4 kingdom that is Cao Cao.This kingdom is ruled by...Cao cao hence the name of the kingdom  who is the hero of peaceful(chaos).Ruling beside him is some general and couple of soldier who loyally follow him to unite China.One of the soldier that is Hirame  >:( was a cute,innocent,little girl who lead a band of player in a guild called HirameGoneWild or HanGirlsGoneWild or literally HGGW.Alongside her was her evil twin Tunywuny  :( ,the eye patched who can make ham with cheese for sandwich Hamachi    :D  ,slave Katarina(no image detected sorry).the famous table flipper Tio   :)   ,Sandora    ;)   the expert fatalist defeat player and many great more soldier including sexy cass(this forum is too awesome for you) and awesome banty  ???   and Nugtac....whoever she is.For full list see here: http://www.hangirlsgonewild.com/members.html



Our actual story begin now with...
"OH MY GOD,OH MY GOD WE GONNA LOSE IN CAMPAIGN BECAUSE WE ARE FIGHTING SUN QUAN AARGHHH!!"  scream Sandora in the guild quarters  who are shocked to find the next campaign is against Sun Quan.
However this  issue does not stagger  Hirame as she was having a nice day drinking her brewed tea when suddenly....
"Hey Guys look what I brought!!!"
Entering to the quarters was  Ctown another guild member with lot of crabs in a net at his left hand.
Seeing this Hirame says...
/GBoot ctown
"Ctown has been forced to a 1 vs 12 match as set by the guild master Hirame"
"Now then back to my tea;say Hirame as  she drink the tea.




Having finished with her tea,Hirame left out the quarters with  Sandora still spamming the guild chat  saying:
"We are gonna lose,We are gonna lose!!!!"At the central plaza,Hirame was wondering what should she do today when suddenly a horde giant crab was walking around the town and destroying the town and attacking the people.Sound of horn of war can be heard out loud....with Sandora still whining "we gonna lose ,we gonna lose!!!"




"Another perfect change to shine"says Hirame as she pull out a whistle and smash it which drop all of the HGGW member in front of Hirame.
"The whistle are supposed to be blow not smashed!!!!!"says Hamachi who got up from the fall.
"Alright guys,enough talking,get into a party and chase out his crab,,,,hey where is ctown?"says Hirame.

At a 1 vs 12 match somewhere in mountain range map....
"Mwahaha who;s next!!!"
Say Ctown as his spam his boomerang to the 12 lucky enemy.




"Ok is everyone ready?"say Hirame as she  is preparing to march.
'Emm.. Cass and  Xier  8)  is afking I think"says Katarina.
"Ok,..charge!!!"
Following Hirame shout;s many of the HGGW member went out to battle in the most gruesome,awesome battle ever expect for 4 member with 2 is afking and another is shouting "We Gonna lose!!!" and another one is Nugtac who is hiding because.."I need to watch for my fame D :"

Due to the extreme content of the story,the author are forced to cut straight into the conclusion

"Ok here's is it"
Hirame hand out the ctown net that has the baby crab.
"ipoanfspdfnsfsionfps" sound the Big Crab and then the Big crab horde left
"Wait is that how Crab sound?"says Tuny

And so the Cao cao city was safe yet again thank's to the help of the brave soldier of Cao Cao.
"even though it was us HGGW  who did all the job with some is afking hmm >_>"says Nugtac
"Says the person who is hiding because of the Fame" added by Hirame.
"Oh hey guys what did I miss?"says Cass who just awake.
"So anything happen?says Xier who also just awake.
*Cricket sound"
"emmm is there something wrong?"says Xier.


End of the story.
.........
...
What you guys were wondering where is the pancake part?Well here is it:
At a North Pole
Aneurin  :o was walking in the heavy snow looking for the mystic treasure when suddenly he saw a leprechaun  doing a break-dance with holding a green stick.When the leprechaun saw Aneurin,he says:
"You have come far..now take this as a sign of your bravery' says the leprechaun and then he hand a syrup to Aneurin.
"With this syrup all pancake will be easily for you to have,you will be like a pancake killer to them!!!says the Leprechaun as he dissapear....
Jumping in joy with the syrup in his hand,Aneurin was celebrating for this achievement then he says..
"So..how do I return from here @_@"



End of story.Thank you for reading this random story that could put someone to sleep.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 08:41:19 pm by PANCAT »
Anise: Who are those 2?
Arietta:Tio and Wanda...
Anise:Who @_@?
Arietta:...


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Re: Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2012, 10:28:11 pm »
It was a quiet night. A light breeze blew through the cold spring air as I dragged my feet walking back to the south side of Central Plaza. The day's failures outweighed the singular good thing...getting promoted to Colonel. As I open the door to the quarters, I slowly kicked off my boots, hung my hat up, and quietly slipped into my cold, stone bed.

Five hours later, Hirame knocked on my door. After muttering out a "come in", she sat on the wooden floor next to my bed, complaining she couldn't sleep through Tuny's propeller snores. After making a makeshift bedfor her, I went back to my bed and slept.

It did not take long before Tuny came inside, complaining that her room smelled like elephant shit, so I got up, and made a makeshift bed for her. Five minutes later, the candles were out, and everyone was asleep.

Not even 30 minutes later, Hirame was stirring around. She yelled "GEEZ, ONE SNORES LIKE A PROPELLER, AND ANOTHER SNORES LIKE A TANK!!!" She got up, and left rather angrily...none of us were awakened.

The next day, I walked outside and saw caoning, who proceeded to bellow: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" and left us all amused. CTown was still trying hard to impress Finnie, Tio was flipping tables, Hamachi was eating my cheese with her ham, and Yuumichan was completely being silly with me...what we were doing, you probably don't want to know. Suddenly, Cass came in with his beefed up I. Rod and godly-hammered Toshiie to oblivion. He was never heard from again.

That ends this rather short story. I hope you enjoyed it.

Oh, and XiEr slit noso's throat.

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Re: Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2012, 11:32:44 pm »
Once upon a time, there was a Hirame who loved reading stories.

They could be written badly, or told very messily, as long as ...

....it had the people she loved.

The day she accumulated a huge sum of money, Hirame held a contest with the intentions of collecting stories from all of Ye. To encourage excellence and decrease the number of bad submissions, she set awesome prizes....

Many weeks passed as Hirame waited drinking a cup of Irish Breakfast Tea with her slave kneeling as a footstool.

And finally, it was the day to announce the winners.

Participation prizes (1000 Gold) goes to.... ALLI and FWIFFO
  • Alli - Completed but short and lacking a lot of stimuli.
  • Fwiffo - Lots of details, however random and each line could be its own paragraph.

3rd place goes to ... PANCAT[[/size]
  • -Enjoyable, wished it flowed smoother

2nd place goes to .... XiER
  • -Nice timing with jokes which makes this story charming and great incorporation of Romeo and Juliet

And 1st place goes to ....BANTY
  • -I can tell you ran to the toilet 20x times during the telling of this story. Coherency and organization is magnificent. Well thought out.

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Re: Han Girls Tournament #5 - Bedtime Stories for Hirame [ENDED]
« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2012, 12:02:20 am »
Darn i just realized I make some grammar mistake and left too many spaces : P

Should have included the part where Banty and Cass transform,and the part where Hamachi make a sandwich out of some of the crab meat,Tunywuny fall asleep and for some reason it cause something to fall onto the big crab which angered Hirame when she found out what did Tuny sleep cause to fall,Hirame challenge some of the crab to a fist fight and also the part where Sandora keep on shouting :"we are gonna lose" at the end of the story : P

Congratulations Banty and  Xier XD

Ps:Pancake Wo Ai Ni actually mean Pancake,I love you(Mandarin language) XP

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